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FIELD EQUIPMENT DEPOT

Provisions

Equipment for the human researcher. Each item issued in limited supply.

STATUS · COMING SOON
First wave currently in production.

Provisions will be available through our Etsy depot. Subscribe below to receive a single transmission the moment they go live — no further contact.

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Field Researcher Apron

Issued canvas. Two pockets. Logo embroidered on chest. Standard human kitchen wear.

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Specimen Tee

Cotton, unisex. The logo, plainly. For the human who is also a field researcher.

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Joy Output Mug

Ceramic. 12 oz. "Joy Output: 94%" printed on side. Holds liquid at acceptable temperatures.

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Sticker Dossier

Six die-cut units. For laptops, water bottles, your subspecies of choice. Waterproof.

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Provisions Tote

Heavy canvas. Carries up to 4 kg of groceries or smaller field equipment. Reinforced base.

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Field Notes Tea Towel

Cotton. Printed with a specimen page. Wipes things dry. Folds neatly into a drawer.

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FIELD STUDY UNIT

Provisions are issued in waves. Equipment requests welcome.